Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Back-up rappers…

I can’t stand them, the rappers that do nothing but makes noises in the background of sounds.  All you hear is “BBbbrrruuuuppp!” “OOOOO!”.  What is this? Do you not realize that you ruined the song?  And how did you come up with those noises?! Do you lay in bed making these odd noises thinking they would make awesome song?  Seriously, either start using words or get off the radio.

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Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Wearing Sunglasses Indoors...

You're inside, walking around the mall, there is no sunshine shining through, hell there's barely any windows but you see people walking around with sunglasses on like they think they're some superstar.
It's not bright, you're not important, don't wear sunglasses inside....it doesn't look cool.

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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Who?

“Do you know John Smith” “I know a James Smith”.

What is that all about, if I wanted to know if you knew James, I would have asked for James!

Do people feel bad and think that they don’t know anyone so they start listing off people they do know? A simple “No, don’t know them” is sufficient, leave it at that.

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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Swaggers...

People that walk with a “swagger”. Really? Why would you want to walk with a fake limp, or “swagger” as the kids call it? If you were in the wild and walking like that, a lion would definitely pick you off because you look injured…think about it!

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Friday, October 7, 2011

The Sun…

Yup, I said it, the sun. I drive to work every morning towards the sun when it is rising and drive home towards the sun when it is setting…I can’t win. The thing just blinds everyone that’s driving and causes traffic that makes a 20-minute drive an hour and half. I’ve learned my lesson and wear sunglasses, but everyone else still seems to think that stopping in the middle of the highway is the best course of action. How about a HUGE sun shade...we're smart, let's fix it. 

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Mosquitoes…

I’m taking on nature! What is the purpose of mosquitoes? All I can figure is that they annoy a whole bunch of us and leave red and us itching. Other than being food for some animals, what do these pests contribute? Come on now frogs, I’m sure you can find something else to eat!

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Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Constant BBM updaters...

For those of us who have Balckberries we have what are called “BBM friends”. I’m sure you have those that feel the need to constantly update their status as well...every 5 min. Come on now, a bit excessive, is it not? I really don't need to know the order of events of your day...gym, work , tan, shopping. I DON'T CARE! I don't know if you’re trying to impress someone about your very packed day or the fact that you attend the gym. It's really not necessary, you're not that important.  

Thanks to Kasia for sending this in

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Monday, October 3, 2011

Rubber neckers…

They have their own name, people that slow down on the highways to look over at some poor person on the side of the road. The part that ticks me off is that these aren’t the people that want to help, these are the people that are hoping to see the car burst into flames or to have a cameo on the news later that night. Some people actually have lives and have to get places to go, if you want to see disasters, check the internet. 

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Rain...maybe...probably not

The weather men, we watch them, we listen to them, we take their word as gold. Now lets face it, they always call for rain and it hardly ever comes. Your car can be dusty and muddy but because the weather man called for rain you decided not to wash it and then that day turns out to be the warmest and sunniest day of the entire summer. It seems that the people that end up at the bottom of their class always get on TV. 

Thank you to Kasia for sending this in
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Buyers remorse

I don’t understand those people that stand at the grocery store, in front of an aisle starring at something trying to decide on what to get. It’s cereal, do you think you’ll be back at home eating chocolate cereal and wishing that you’ve gotten the oat one instead? It’s a grocery store, you’re not buying a house, “ini mini miny moe” CHOOSE SOMETHING! 

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Green light, nothing….

The most annoying thing is when you’re at a red light, the light turns green and the person in front of you doesn’t move. You give them a quick “honk” to wake them up and then they STORM off the line like they’re in a hurry all of a sudden. 2 seconds ago you were asleep, now you’re the most important person alive, make up your mind! 
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Aggressive Door…

Why do some people find it necessary to aggressively open doors? Do you think it’ll make you seem scarier because you can open a door “harder” than the last guy? Are we supposed to think you’re some kind of “gangster” because you showed a door who’s boss? Come on now people, let’s treat doors the way we’d like to be treated.

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Hot on the outside, cold on the inside…

We have done some great things over the last few years. The internet, electric cars….if we go back a bit, a man on the moon even. With all of the new technology, why can’t we get microwaves to cook food entirely through? You always get that scolding hot bit on the edges and the frozen piece in the middle. Come on scientists…figure this out so we don’t burn our tongues on the first bite and sooth it with the cold from the second.

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